I got mad at my at my python and i flushed it down the toilet. now its lost somwhere in the new york sewers..?

and the worst part is... my shoe is way to far under the couch to reach

I got mad at my at my python and i flushed it down the toilet. now its lost somwhere in the new york sewers..?
well, that explains why i found a snake in my toilet this morning! not really what i wanted to wake up to.





if you want him back call me, or I'll just flush him back your way.





as for your shoe, just wear one. you apparently don't like your shoes very much if you hide them under the sofa.
Reply:no, the worst part is, I don't see how the two are related.
Reply:well if you didn't flush your python down the toilet you could use it to grab the shoe.


may i suggest reaching into the toilet for your snake and then getting the shoe.


or stick yourself down the toilet to get the snake.


then pee.
Reply:Maybe the sewermen will adopt your python. ...or maybe they will eat it... Get a broom for your shoe!
Reply:thank goodness i dont live close
Reply:I heard about that story and flipped out... can you imagine what would've happened if she sat down on the toilet without turning on the light... OMG!!! I know they don't have venom but sheesh
Reply:Wow won't find that snake i nthe jungle will you Ms. Croft
Reply:Where is the question here?
Reply:WtW, Sounds like you're between a rock and a hard place. You know what would be funny? If the snake came up in somebody's toilet when they were going like in Porky's to Beulah Ballbricker in the gym. Good luck!!!
Reply:Look what you've done.
Reply:You're in quite the pickle, aren't you?
Reply:The alligators down there will take care of the python, you go to Payless and buy you a new pair of shoes.
Reply:He'll show up somewhere - hopefully in Paris Hilton's toilet.





As for your shoe -- get a broom and use the handle.
Reply:I detect a real problem which may call for therapy real soon----good luck on a daily basis........someoone from the ASPCA should get your address and visit you soon if at all possible. How disgusting.



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