I stopped at a dive bar after work and I noticed the barmaid was undressing?

me with her eyes. The only thing I was doing was sitting in the corner drinking warm beer that was past the expiration date while she was overserving the other patrons. When I got home and told my jealous girlfriend, she started hitting me with her orthopaedic shoes (she had to have parts of her feet removed). Should I throw the footless ***** out, or should I give her a chance to whack me again with one of those big wooden shoes? Those things really hurt.

I stopped at a dive bar after work and I noticed the barmaid was undressing?
how many shots did you buy the barmaid? do you think i could borrow those orthopedic shoes???
Reply:Let's see you observe another woman other than your own naked as the day she was born. Then you go home and tell you girlfriend...Why? bragging or complaining, shocked or aroused.... to top it off you tell your disabled toe less girlfriend you seen another woman showing off all her naked toes. If I was you I would beat my own self up with your girlfriends wooden shoes, then after that You should beat your self up again with your own steel toed boots, before you go and stick your foot in your mouth again the next time.
Reply:I think you should go back to the bar ,into the kitchen find the chef and help him dress








The chicken, then help him cook it then stick it up your conceded, chauvinistic @ss.
Reply:is that a question?
Reply:Oh for crying out loud, i wish people would just chill,,,,,,so the barmaid undressed you with her eyes, the footless wonder got jealous, why cant you just take the footless creature to that dive bar and try and rig up a threesome,everyones happy, and the jealousy goes away.......... but please have your girlfriend control herself around fat chicks with attitudes!
Reply:Give her feet a good rub (the bits that are left)Tell her you love her and that you will not drink and drive again.Also explain that you have the runs due to the bad beer...she might feel better..lol loux



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