A Woman's Random Thoughts...funny ?

1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it


will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was


never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living


room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone,


takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that


you had set it free....... You either married it or gave


birth to it.








2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone


in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.








3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.











4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight


shoes.








5) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't


know what you're doing, someone else always does.











6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came


today.








7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain


consciousness.








Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while


and it shrinks two sizes!

A Woman's Random Thoughts...funny ?
HERE'S YOUR 2ND STAR!





funny. although im only 13 but still im offended. MY CLOTHES DO NOT SHRINK!
Reply:hahaha
Reply:I really loved these!!!!!


my fav has got to be about the clothes shrinking in the closet!!!!


lol





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STAR!!!
Reply:i've read this on someone's toilet door
Reply:very funny and nice to read..
Reply:LoL.. =)
Reply:hahahahaha!!!!
Reply:That gave me a chuckle have a star
Reply:hahaha,very funny,star,excellent.
Reply:very good star4u
Reply:good one


take a star ***
Reply:Hehehe
Reply:Very funny - you made me smile. Minxy.
Reply:Brill lol!
Reply:goooooooooooood.
Reply:Ha ha ha V good keep it up,,,ha ha
Reply:Funny



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